Chapter 3 - Heating up

Sooo, what you doing?
Plotting world domination with science.
Okay, I'll leave to do that...

Aren't you late for work?
Day off, but I might change into my work clothes just to confuse you.
No, I'm pretty sure you're in work today.
You know what. I'll just go to get you off my back!

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Have a good day at work?

Shut up. Dancing.

You really are starting to sound like a petulant child, you know that?

You keep asking stupid questions. If I was still in work I wouldn't be here.

Oh, now that move won't scare Lucky away, would it.

Pretty sure he would love my bum wriggling thank you very much. 

Well, so far he's not questioned you about the freak outs, and the constant clothing changes, and checking the sink every few hours...

You are making me sound more insane that what I actually am!

Do I really need to reply to that?

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The stupid voice in my head won't leave me alone!

He won't understand what you're on about deary. Only you can hear me, for now.

I'm sick of it! Sick of you! Leave me alone to get on with my own life would you!

Don't scare him off please. It's hard enough trying to get the one person interested in you, never mind a second one!

He gave me a hug! I think I'm in love.

More like he is in love after that outburst. Don't let him get away!

I want him to move in with me. 

Ask him to?

I'm scared he'll run off!

TBC

Chapter 2 - Freak out, meet out.

Good morning, how was your sleep with your shoes then?
Don't ask. they were more uncomfortable than I thought.
And the jeans? Maybe you should just wear something that is comfy to sleep in?
What is the point in that? Next time I might just sleep in my outerwear just to spite you.
Fine fine...

OH GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON!

... Why the freak out? Realise that you might have a vict- I mean, husband soon?
No. The sink is out to get me, as is the oven AND the windows! 
How are inanimate objects out to get you? Please don't tell me you checked the sink again? It's in the same place as the last time, and still isn't trying to claw its way out of the bathroom to swallow you whole.
WHY did you have to tell me that!
Forget it. Just get ready for your first day at work. And this time, behave!
I'm going, I'm going! Bossy person in the sky.

You live across the road from your place of work, yet you STILL get in the car, JUST to go around the corner?!
Is that a bad thing? They send the car, I just get in it. Doesn't matter if I live across the road from the school.
The more I get to know you, the more I find to make me shake my head in despair. You know that right?
Shut up. I'm going to work now.

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Good day at work?

Shut up. I'm phoning Lucky. See if he can cheer me up.

You don't want any help with that then, considering yesterday you got bored of him pretty quickly.

I actually like him. At least, my body says I like him...

I'm sorry, what was that?

You hear me. My body likes him more than my mind! Now let me phone him to see if he wants to meet up.

Hehehe, he said yes. We're meeting at the place we met in ten minutes! I wonder if I could get him home, been too long since I had the touch of a male.

I don't think I want to know...
Oh just follow me and be quiet. I don't want him to think I'm weird.
Darling, you manage that on your own.

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... The reason why I'm in my winter clothing? I was cold. We're near the sea you see...

Floundering already? I didn't think you had it in you, Valerie.

I thought you were shutting up and just following me, not cracking jokes at my expense!

I'm watching, and may I make a suggestion? just kiss him.

WHAT?! Are you insane! I want to keep him interested!

Darling, last I checked, you were the insane one. Just kiss him, I have a feeling he'll enjoy it.

See, I told you he would. And you even got a back massage out of it!

I know. Now get out of my way and let me woo him, my way.

Please keep your clothing on. And stay away from the hot tub this time.

Fine.

No one has ever accepted to watch the stars with me. I think I'm in love.

I think he is in love, since he hasn't run away yet. Time will tell. And now I think it's time to call it a night. It is getting dark.

But, I'm enjoying it! Can't he come home with me? Please!?

Valerie, let the poor boy breathe. No one asks a person to move in on the second day, and neither should you. It's a sure way to make someone run away!

I don't want him to move in with me yet! I just want to take him home and get him into bed.

No. Now say goodbye and get back home. You have work tomorrow. 

Fine. Bossy lady in the sky. I hate you right now.

Oh, he is such a good kisser!

Put the poor bloke down and get to bed!

GAH! ALL RIGHT! I'M GOING! Sheesh. Can't have a nice date without someone controlling what I do these days.

You are starting to sound like a sulky teenager. You've been in that school too long.

Whatever.

I rest my case.

Chapter 1 - Valerie Burris, Day One.

Another legacy inspired by the Random legacy challenge, only this time going in a different direction.

This is Valerie Burris, her traits are;

Neurotic

Eccentric

Equestrian

Good cook

and Insane

Who are you calling insane?! I'm not insane, I'm myself!

Yes, yes, you are yourself. You went skinny dipping in the middle of the day, and before that, you were walking around in your winter clothing.

It was cold and then turned warm, okay? What else was I meant to do?

Check there weren't any children around, that you might have scarred for life if they saw you naked?

They should be in school anyway, not my fault if anyone under the legal age saw my goodies.

Keep your goodies in your top please, leave it for which ever poor sap has to take care of you for the rest of their life.

Poor sap? You mean vict- I mean, husband.

Yes, your husband, when you choose someone. Now, shall we get back onto the main reason why we are here, and tell the nice readers about you? Yes? Good.

This one was a nice one. Can he be my victim?

I don't know. Was he single?

He won't be when I'm through with him.

Always thinking with your parts and not your heart... Aren't you?

Yes, and? Is that a bad thing?

When it comes to you, Valerie, nothing seems to be a bad thing, just an interesting time.

Thank you. Now it's getting wet, can I go home now? He's boring me.

Did you even get his name? Also, you were the one that came out when it was raining and stood there in your athletic clothing when everyone else happened to be in their finest.

No, I thought you had. Though, I do think he said something about Lucky? And what is the point of getting all dolled up for a night out next to the beach, not that I even saw the beach, too many nice looking men around.

Just get home!

Going, going, GONE!

Why the change of clothing to read?

Did you not read my traits? I'm insane and eccentric. I will change into different clothing to do new things.

But to study cooking? And why the glasses?

I think they make me look sexy! Oh, can I go on the computer?

Why are you asking me, I'm just there to guide you and to make sure you give me kids so your lineage is continued. Just not your traits...

Have you not thought of your bill with the amount of clothing you're getting through in just one day?

So? You got me a job in the school, plus, I look good in this. Must always look your best, even if you are talking to strangers on the internet. 

If you say so, but I'm not convinced. 

Whatever, I'm bored of that now. I'm going to bed. Before you say anything, I don't care that I'm in my every day clothes. Shoes are comfy to wear in bed.

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And there we have Valerie Burris. Who lives up to her insane traits. The rest of her rolls will be added as and when.