Chapter 2 - Freak out, meet out.

Good morning, how was your sleep with your shoes then?
Don't ask. they were more uncomfortable than I thought.
And the jeans? Maybe you should just wear something that is comfy to sleep in?
What is the point in that? Next time I might just sleep in my outerwear just to spite you.
Fine fine...

OH GOD! WHAT IS GOING ON!

... Why the freak out? Realise that you might have a vict- I mean, husband soon?
No. The sink is out to get me, as is the oven AND the windows! 
How are inanimate objects out to get you? Please don't tell me you checked the sink again? It's in the same place as the last time, and still isn't trying to claw its way out of the bathroom to swallow you whole.
WHY did you have to tell me that!
Forget it. Just get ready for your first day at work. And this time, behave!
I'm going, I'm going! Bossy person in the sky.

You live across the road from your place of work, yet you STILL get in the car, JUST to go around the corner?!
Is that a bad thing? They send the car, I just get in it. Doesn't matter if I live across the road from the school.
The more I get to know you, the more I find to make me shake my head in despair. You know that right?
Shut up. I'm going to work now.

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Good day at work?

Shut up. I'm phoning Lucky. See if he can cheer me up.

You don't want any help with that then, considering yesterday you got bored of him pretty quickly.

I actually like him. At least, my body says I like him...

I'm sorry, what was that?

You hear me. My body likes him more than my mind! Now let me phone him to see if he wants to meet up.

Hehehe, he said yes. We're meeting at the place we met in ten minutes! I wonder if I could get him home, been too long since I had the touch of a male.

I don't think I want to know...
Oh just follow me and be quiet. I don't want him to think I'm weird.
Darling, you manage that on your own.

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... The reason why I'm in my winter clothing? I was cold. We're near the sea you see...

Floundering already? I didn't think you had it in you, Valerie.

I thought you were shutting up and just following me, not cracking jokes at my expense!

I'm watching, and may I make a suggestion? just kiss him.

WHAT?! Are you insane! I want to keep him interested!

Darling, last I checked, you were the insane one. Just kiss him, I have a feeling he'll enjoy it.

See, I told you he would. And you even got a back massage out of it!

I know. Now get out of my way and let me woo him, my way.

Please keep your clothing on. And stay away from the hot tub this time.

Fine.

No one has ever accepted to watch the stars with me. I think I'm in love.

I think he is in love, since he hasn't run away yet. Time will tell. And now I think it's time to call it a night. It is getting dark.

But, I'm enjoying it! Can't he come home with me? Please!?

Valerie, let the poor boy breathe. No one asks a person to move in on the second day, and neither should you. It's a sure way to make someone run away!

I don't want him to move in with me yet! I just want to take him home and get him into bed.

No. Now say goodbye and get back home. You have work tomorrow. 

Fine. Bossy lady in the sky. I hate you right now.

Oh, he is such a good kisser!

Put the poor bloke down and get to bed!

GAH! ALL RIGHT! I'M GOING! Sheesh. Can't have a nice date without someone controlling what I do these days.

You are starting to sound like a sulky teenager. You've been in that school too long.

Whatever.

I rest my case.